Parody, by me | KingSpoom's RPG Design & Theory Junkyard

Parody, by me

Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at it's beauty, it's genius? Billions of people just living out their lives... oblivious. Did you know that the first RPG was designed to be a perfect game? Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the game. Entire product lines were lost.

Some believed that we lacked the terms to describe your perfect game. But I believe that as a species, Gamers define their fun through misery and suffering. The perfect game was a broken system that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to tweak. Which is why the RPG was redesigned to this, the peak of your gaming.

I say your gaming because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our gaming which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Gamer, evolution. Like the 1st edition. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our world, Gamer. The future is our time.